Monday, November 23, 2020

Q NOTES, DAY 253: Lowering the Barr

Washington Monthly @ Booger Bill Barr's departure, which I'm looking forward to almost as much as Cheez Doodle being gone, gone, gone.

In a perfect United States, every Cheez head would be allowed to choose one of the following destinies:  (A) five years in prison, or (B) permanent exile, or (C) firing squad. I added prison and exile because I'm a soft-hearted liberal by nature. 

Emily is living proof that you just can't treat Cheez heads like decent human beings. They don't respond to nice.

Apparently the suspense is over in Michigan. Now all eyes are on Pennsylvania. Maybe the court(s) in PA can just declare any pending lawsuits moot, and we can move ahead with our lives.

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