Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Q NOTES, DAY 226 (Part Two)

There's a lot happening in the news today, and it's pretty chilly outside, which means I'm spending most of my day indoors at a keyboard. There's never a shortage of Cheez Whiz insanity to type about; it's really a matter of narrowing down to the worst things he's done each day.

In the grand scheme of things it won't mean much, but Cheezy's been busy on Twitter creating an imaginary world where anyone who doesn't completely agree with him is part of a conspiracy to make him look bad. In this world, COVID is a minor nuisance that the Great Americans (the ones at his pep rallies) don't care about, and he's on track to win virtually every state when the networks announce he's been reelected next week. Also, Fox News is devoting too much airtime to Barack Obama and Joe Biden (Joe being the one who's not too sharp mentally in Cheez Whiz world).

With Russian Asset Trump (RAT), I never know for sure whether his ability to confront reality is totally shot to hell, or if he's trying to get by with the same old scams that worked so well when he was just another tabloid celebrity with a TV reality show, and most people thought he was amusing. 

But in my opinion, the ultimate move on his mental checkerboard today is advice to people who voted for Biden but are having second thoughts after watching RAT's triumph in the last debate: Vote again and change it! Yeah, that's okay in most states.

It probably won't make RAT happy to learn that NBC News is now considering Texas a tossup state in the election. Flip a coin, baby. Apparently the (R) voter suppression apparatus isn't quite as formidable as we were told it would be.

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