Saturday, May 16, 2020

Quarantine Notes, Day 62

Having an inspector general around to keep an eye on him is something the As Whole never had to worry about when he was a real estate grifter and reality TV celebrity. Now he's getting rid of those who take their duties seriously. Time for more testimony before the appropriate House committee. What was Fat Pompeo up to anyway?

The early reports indicate that covid-19 is beginning to surge in states that fell in line behind the As Whole's premature emancipation order. I'm seeing news photos of unmasked, overweight yahoos packed into bars and other public venues in red states, and I'm thinking we may be seeing the process of natural selection at work.

Virtual campaign rallies? I wonder how the As Whole would handle that. The natural selection process is more effective if the As Whole is performing in an auditorium before maybe 10,000 of his fans, 25 of whom are covid-19 positive.

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