Constipation

Donny Bump visited the hospital yesterday, supposedly to get a head start on the annual physical exam which verifies that his health puts him in the Superhuman category. There's been much speculation on the Internet concerning what the REAL reasons are. One idea that seems popular is that Bump is setting up the framework to resign for medical reasons. I doubt that one.

My guess is that Lindsey Graham has been so far up his butt, Donny hasn't had a decent bowel movement in two months.