Monday, October 28, 2019

Loose Lips Sink Ships

It wasn't surprising to read a report that Donny Doink revealed some secret information while he was running his mouth over the weekend. Someone told Donny that a president has considerable latitude in declassifying information. Being a big-league doink, he understood this to mean that he never had to let national security issues get in the way of a good story.

Everyone in the world with some degree of access to electronic media and an IQ over 100 knows that nearly every word Doink speaks or tweets is bullshit for one or more of the following reasons:
  • Donny is a pathological liar.
  • Donny is too ignorant to know facts, and too lazy to learn them.
  • Most of the time, Donny exaggerates the significance of his role in events to make it appear he knows what a president is supposed to do.
  • Donny constantly takes credit for good things he didn't do, and blames other people for bad things he did do.
  • He has a bad habit of repeating stuff he hears on Fox News and other right-wing media sources that are even less reliable than Fox News.
  • It's easier for Donny to threaten to do something than to actually do it.
  • He must conceal his criminal activities to avoid prison time.
Add it all up, and we'd need to be pretty fucking stupid to waste precious minutes of our lives worrying about what Danny Doink just tweeted or said to reporters. About 99 out of every 100 things that spill out of that sorry bastard's pie hole have no connection to the real world.

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