Tuesday, December 26, 2017

News updates for the day after December 25th

In case anyone is wondering, Mike Huckabee is still an ignorant asshole. It's easy to see where his daughter gets it.

The enemies of the United States are feverishly trying to discredit Robert Mueller's investigation of Donnie Fat Bastard's bogus election. So far, the enemies we know about are Fox News, the Russians, and at least half of the Republican members of Congress. We have other enemies out there, but those are the ones attacking Mueller, which makes them our deadliest enemies in the world.

Last week, Congress decided to waste billions of dollars on generous tax cuts to Donnie Fat Bastard and people who have a lot more money than he has. We should offset Donnie's windfall by forcing him to repay the millions of dollars we're wasting on those goddamned trips to his golf resorts.

Most, if not all, of the officials in the so-called administration are keeping their activity hidden from the public. What are they hiding, and why? The house-cleaning can't begin soon enough.

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