Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Primarily

Today is Primary Election Day in Texas, and I couldn't care less. First of all, it's too cold to go outside unless I'm accomplishing something, and second of all, voting in a Texas primary is not accomplishing a goddamned thing as far as I'm concerned. If I want my vote to actually have some potential significance, I'll need to move out of Texas.

The only thing that will be conclusively settled today is which two of the four assholes seeking the Republican nomination for Lt. Gov. will be eliminated. With my lousy luck, dipshit Dan Patrick will make the cut.

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