Monday, May 16, 2011

Pulling Out Early

According to USA Today, Donald (Haircut) Trump has decided he'd rather be a wealthy business tycoon and showbiz personality than president. His pullout comes on the heels of Hucklebuck's announcement that he will not seek the GOP nomination and, like Trump, will stick with his showbiz job. I have no interest whatsoever in the mere thought of a President Hucklebuck, but I admire the man for taking serious steps to shed a lot of excess weight. His decision to stay out of the GOP race is another reason to like him. That makes two.

So Trumpet and Huck are gone, meaning that by my count there are three Republicans committed to the race: the Newter, Pawlenty, and Ron Paul. Obama's still alive, then.

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