Tuesday, January 5, 2010

The country's great loss

In America, there are a handful of men who possess infinite wisdom. In a nation struggling with the burdens of economic distress and terrorist threats, these men alone have the intellect, knowledge and insight to resolve every crisis and restore America's strength and security. Unfortunately, when we need these men most, they're sitting on their asses, posting online comments at newspaper websites.

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Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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