Sometimes I spend part of the afternoon doing what I call store-walking, trying to accumulate another 2500 or so bonus steps on my pedometer and come up with ideas to write about. Today, I logged 1.66 miles just walking around Half Price Books and Walmart, and arrived at a recommendation that would definitely improve life in this country:
Ladies, if the circumference of either of your upper thighs exceeds thirty inches at any point, you may want to consider donating all your Daisy Dukes to Goodwill or another charity. Whatever you do, avoid wearing your short shorts in public places.
Added 3:54 pm, Thursday, 22 October:
OMG, there's a whole website devoted to the scenic beauty of Walmart aisles and the creatures who call them home. Thanks to my sister in Austin for bringing this to my attention.
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