Thursday, June 25, 2009

Healthy discussion

Mrs. bee and I have affordable health insurance, so our personal stake in the issue of universal health care revolves around our children and people we know who aren't as fortunate as we are. I haven't kept up with the progress of Obama's health care proposals as closely as I could have, but the impression I'm getting from internet reports is that it's turning into a major clusterfuck.

The Democrats are hopeless as a governing entity and are only tolerable when compared to Republicans, who are significantly worse. Democrats want to do good things that benefit most people, but have the organizational skills of brain-damaged pissants. Republicans, on the other hand, can unify into a well-oiled machine at the drop of the hat but have an agenda that makes my skin crawl.

Imagine a Republican president in the White House who just won the office with Obama's popular vote and Electoral College margins. Then imagine that president with Republican majorities in the House and Senate equivalent to the current Democratic majorities. Now, imagine universal health care as a Republican priority. Can you say DONE DEAL? I thought you could,

Monday, June 15, 2009

R is for Republican, Rush, and Ronnie

It can be summed up with three R words: R stands for Republicans, Rush, and Reagan. The present Republican icon is Rush, but the icon of bygone glory days, Ronald Reagan, wields even more influence than Limbaugh among people whose heads are up their asses and who want to live in the past. This item in the Dallas Morning News illustrates the point as well as anything I've seen recently. Only among numbskull conservative Texans would shit like this matter.

Rick Perry, who started life as a Democrat but found his proper home in the GOP, is distinguished among conservative lowlifes in Texas by his combination of incompetence and ambition. Rarely does an individual with such stunning limitations strive to do so much, and mostly it's bad. The developing mess at Texas A&M University is typical of what happens when a dipshit like Ricardo is given the power to appoint political hacks like Mike McKinney and Don McLeroy to positions of authority.

I expect anyone who watches this video clip will see some strong similarities between Ricardo and W, the last guy who had that mix of incompetence and ambition.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A failure, on the topic of failure

The Republican strategy is obvious, as revealed in this article. Newt Gingrich is the featured speaker at a big event intended to raise money for next year's congressional races. This is a clue that he's probably the top dog in the current GOP hierarchy. Add his name to those of Wondermom, Joe the Plumber, and Limbaugh as the most recognizable Republicans in America.

The highlight of the past fifty years of Republicanism was Reagan's defeat of Jimmy Carter in the 1980 presidential election. That was as good as it got, or ever would get, for the people who make up the 21st century version of American conservatism. Reagan is still the golden idol they worship, although his term ended two decades ago. The GOP has been trying to recapture the magic for a long, long time.

Second on their list of highlights was the Republican takeover of Congress in 1994. Since Reagan is long gone, the GOP is apparently turning to the runner-up Blast From The Past to restore the glory of their Good Old Days. Palin is the closest thing they have to a rising star, but at the moment she's the punchline of a thousand jokes. The backup plan seems to be slapping a coat of fresh paint on an old corncob and hoping to pass it off as gold bullion.

The cold, hard facts seem to be that the Republican Party isn't going anywhere in the near future on the strength of fresh faces and new ideas. Their freshest faces are two clowns, and their best ideas brought the country to its current predicament. All that's left is to be The Lesser of Two Evils, and for Republicans to win elections on that basis, the Democrats have to fail on a massive scale.

Since it's likely to take more than two years to rebuild what it took eight years of W. to destroy, even assuming Obama guesses correctly every step of the way, the Republican strategy may work in 2010. For the Republicans to restore what they had from 2001-2006, though, they'll really need a constant drumbeat of bad economic news and maybe even another terrorist attack.

Added 11:53 am:

Stuff like this is what has Republicans puking up blood. What if consumer confidence continues to rise, and people start feeling optimistic and begin spending money again ? What if that causes the economy to improve, and as a result businesses increase their profits and start hiring, and the stock market rebounds, and government revenue increases and the deficit is smaller than anticipated ? Oh, God ! The horror ! The horror !

Thursday, June 4, 2009

More Sonia

A link at the Dallas Morning News opinion page led me to this article, which appears to be an objective analysis of Sotomayor's decisions in cases involving racial issues. Unfortunately, reality doesn't get nearly as much attention as the crap spilling out of the mouths of social diseases like Limbaugh and Gingrich.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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