Valentine Day Mystery?

There's a ton of weird shit happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-pussydents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.

Return of The Blob (18th Day)

I wonder what god thinks about Pussydent 47 (code name Dropping Turds) promising America's religious lunatics that he'll essentially convert America into a fascist theocracy by bringing back religion, stronger than ever. These promises are coming from a fat, senile fool who's never seen or learned about any crime (felony or misdemeanor), sin, or other corrupt or immoral act he's not willing or even eager to commit. Evil this absolute is why P47 deserves to be characterized as one of the four worst people on earth.

If the W/S is the ideal example of modern Christian faith, just doing sick crap he claims god sent him to do, you can continue to exclude me from membership in the club.

PS (added 6:17 PM 02/06/25): Something we should have suspected all along is now being confirmed: Pussydent 47 is not getting all that Senate support for the nominations clusterfuck he's ramming through because of their respect and enthusiasm. Many of those senators buying into the P47 Flea Circus are doing it to protect themselves and their families. Add extortion to the long list of reasons Don Old Dipshit should be in prison instead of the WH.

It may not happen, but if the non-MAGA Republicans in Congress could unite in large numbers and resolve to call the pig's bluff, he'd be exposed again as Little Miss Chickenshit. He always is when his bluffs disintegrate.

Return of The Blob (Seventh Day)

After observing the damage he caused in his first week, it's obvious that a majority of Americans have had one or more bowel movements that would be better presidents than Pussydent 47 Don Old Hump.

Let's face reality: It takes a special kind of worthless fucking idiot to make the USA an enemy of Denmark.

The next time a disease, an epidemic, or a pandemic is killing thousands (possibly millions) of Americans, Pussydent 47 Hump probably hopes his interference with federal public health agencies means he won't be blamed for the results of his irresponsibility and incompetence.

Pussydent 47 just fired 12-15 federal Inspectors General, some of whom he had originally appointed himself. This action was illegal, but thanks to Smirking Sammy Alito, Boof Kavanaugh. Gorsucks, and Clearance Sale Thomas, Hump is convinced a law that applies to him has never been written or enacted.

Sunday's No Fun Day

Some of the memories from my days as an elementary school pupil involve classroom emphasis on patriotism and the stuff we were required to memorize, like the pledge of allegiance, the national anthem, the Texas state song, and at least the first verses of two popular patriotic songs ("America the Beautiful" and "God Bless America").

After reading the current political news reporting this morning, my immediate thought was that god (sic) is no longer blessing America. He (or She) stopped giving a shit about this place last November during the 2024 campaign. Now we're totally on our own.

Minor Midweek Musing

It's brutally cold outdoors, so I've pissed most of this Wednesday away by skimming through the headlines at the liberal alternate media (LAM) websites. The news item that's being discussed today at most of them is the desperation move by Demented Don Old, begging the corrupted Extreme Court to block the hearing scheduled by Judge Merchan for Friday, which will complete the unconditional sentencing of the Toad God on the 34 felony convictions in the Manhattan hush money case.

The waste of shit is basing his appeal on the Extremes' earlier pussydential (sic) immunity ruling. His problem is that none of the 34 felony convictions were linked to official pussydential (sic) duties. When he committed the 34 felonies, he wasn't a pussydent (sic). He just wanted to be one.

What an ignorant asshole.

More Monday Mumbling

 Former president Jimmy Carter finally surrendered to time over the weekend at 100 years of age. This morning I read a social media comment posted by 45 & 47 (Donnie Dipshit) that actually lacked the vulgarity, ignorance and cruelty his social media posts are famous for. I wonder which one of the sorry bastard's hired hands actually wrote it for him so he'd seem to be a decent human being instead of The Toad God.

In Texas, our so-called Gubbaner, Greg Abutt, extended his condolences to former First Lady Rosalynn Carter, who passed away in November 2023. Abutt isn't funny enough to be called a joke.  

Jimmy Carter was honest even when his honesty was controversial. He was right on the money when he stated that The Toad God didn't win the 2016 election legitimately, but needed plenty of assistance from Russia. 

Finally, Joe Biden antagonized some of the Toad God worshipers at Fox News when he asserted correctly that President Carter was superior to the Toad God by every measurement.