More Nightmare News

As discussed repeatedly before now, the only success The Donhole ever enjoyed was his tenure as a reality show performer on network television. When he was a TV star, he could grab anything he wanted. His natural impulse as a malignant narcissist is to reconfigure his whole life as just another TV reality show, which should explain why he wants to fill his cabinet with unqualified assholes who also have experience as TV celebrities.

The only way MAGA Maggots can survive as a political party is to prevent most voters from becoming intelligent, well-informed citizens who can recognize bullshit when they see it. The Donhole is easily the stupidest dipshit that ever held the office of U.S. Pussydent (sic), and he couldn't have done it without armies of brain-dead goobers and yahoos voting in red state shitholes like Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Texas. MAGA Maggots desperately want to destroy the Department of Education as a significant part of the federal government.

Some news that's fun for a change? Yeah, there's a little. Big states like California are home to many, many voters so it takes a while to count all their votes accurately. Apparently, the national tabulations are complete now, and The Donhole's self-proclaimed mandate has dissipated, For the third (and final) time, he's been unable to surpass the 50% mark in the popular vote. Over half of the voting population probably hates his sorry ass.

Additional Nightmare News

Never forget that The Donhole is under the control of Vladimir Putin and the Russian government, so he will devote the next four years to the destruction of the United States as one of the dominant world leaders. Putin will be delighted.

 The Fat Fool thinks he can just create new departments in the Executive Branch of the federal government and put his billionaire buddies, Musk Rat and Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong, on the payroll. Add this to the list of Reasons to Hate the Motherfucker.

How about Matt Gaetz as the next Attorney General, running the Justice Department? The Fat Fool is just trying to rub shit in our faces now.

Donhole hasn't even started, much less survived, his second term, and he's already hinting that he might want a third one. He does shit like this to hog the media spotlight. 

Putin is confirming what was already suspected: Russia interfered in the 2024 election to help the Fat Fool win, and Putin expects him to fully comply with the coming blackmail terms and conditions

Someone should explain the meaning of "mandate" to the Donhole. 

As far as the Donhole is concerned, being the Pussydent is just his latest TV reality show that's on all day and all night all the time. Now he's adding much more slapstick comedy to the show's format. 

Some good news: Rick Scott of Florida will not be the next Senate Majority leader, and MAGA members are pitching fits as a result.

Nightmare

 Tuesday night, I went to bed in a democracy. I woke up in a dictatorship from hell.

How many people voted for this? That's how many millions of reasons there are to hate America now. Without some form of intervention, this country will be one of the worst shitholes on earth.

More Midweek Shortcuts

 In spite of what Fox News wants everyone to believe with the editing they used, Joe did not call every MAGA moron garbage. If he had, he wouldn't have been too far off the mark. If there weren't so many millions of low-information bottom feeders registered to vote, there couldn't have been a precedent (sic) Donhole Assholini in the first place. 

There have been several articles posted at the main liberal websites discussing the fact that the Harris/Walz campaign is building positive momentum in the late phase of the campaign at the same time the MAGA Weirdos (Donhole & Shady JD) are signaling that their campaign is starting to collapse. 

Donhole has already started whining about crooked elections in Pennsylvania, a clear indication that he knows he'll lose next week. If he was sure he'd win, he'd be doing victory laps now.

Retaliation

Okay then. If Fartzy the Psychotic Screech Owl and many of his followers in the MAGA Monkey Movement insist on disrespecting MVP by refusing to pronounce her first name correctly, then those of us who support her should respond by deliberately mispronouncing their first name(s) as "Shitass."

Somewhat Debatable

The first time I watched Dinky Tinky on television, he was onstage with Hillary Clinton prior to the 2016 election. His behavior then proved he's just putrid trash, so I decided not to waste any more minutes of precious life watching him be a worthless asshole.

I skipped the 2020 precedential (sic) debates, and the waste of shit's first one against Joe Biden this year. Once Dinky Tinky finally confirmed his participation in the ABC debate last night, I promised myself I wouldn't ever see him on the tube unless I was watching him commit suicide live on Sean Hannjob's Fox News show after Kamala Harris wins in November.

 

As it happened, my wife wanted to see MVP destroy the waste of shit on MSNBC last night, and I realized I needed to endure the ordeal of seeing the worst person on earth tell lies and glorify himself for ninety minutes or so.

 

I can happily report that I'm glad I saw the debate coverage on MSNBC from start to finish because MVP did a number on the W/S, telling him world leaders laugh at him, and U.S. military leaders consider him a disgrace. The worst person on earth believes he's the epitome of human perfection, so he eventually collapsed while MVP exposed him as an ignorant loser.

 

Update 4:52 PM 09/11/24: A few years ago, my kids introduced me to the music of Taylor Swift. I wasn't familiar with her then, but her music appealed to me enough that I acquired a few of her CD's. Last night, after the debate ended, the round table talkers on MSNBC broke the news that Taylor Swift had just released a glowing endorsement of MVP, which is significant since she has 283,000,000 loyal followers on social media platforms. If some percentage of them are encouraged to vote (D) in November, it might change the outcome of the election. 

 

All in all, it was a successful evening for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.