Toad God vs Elmer Mush Update

While the country was being run by Pussident 47A and Pussident 47B, we knew we were in serious trouble as long as those two were swapping hand jobs. We could also be sure 47A would eventually get tired of 47B's domination of media coverage.

Now the ties that bind are loosened, and TRashdUMP is telling the nation that billions and billions of dollars can be eliminated as wasteful spending by simply cancelling every single subsidy and contract between Elmer Mush and the federal government. 

Mush replies by suggesting that Toad God should be impeached and replaced by Shady JD Vance. Meanwhile, Toad God tries to jog in opposite directions on both sides of the highway at the same time (as usual). Whaaaat? 

While the press decides who's winning the Toad God vs Mush cat-fight, Bimbo Bondi, who accepted a bribe years ago to dump her investigation of one of TRashdUMP's multiple scandals, is abusing her position as so-called US Attorney General.

Thomas C. Fugate is another Toad God sick joke that just isn't funny. 

Get Real, Lardass...

Additional proof that Pussident 47 Fats TRashdUMP is gradually slipping away? Somewhere along the line, he started believing that he manipulates Putin instead of the other way around.

Here's the deal as of now: If you've been convicted of a felony that TRashdUMP has committed several times, and  been sentenced to a prison term, your pussidential pardon is just around the corner.

Monday Misery

Pussident 47 Fatty TRashdUMP is still determined to waste millions of taxpayer dollars on a military parade honoring his birthday next month. He hopes this needless selfishness will elevate him to his rightful place among the most infamous dictators in history: Stalin and Putin in Russia, Benito Mussolini in Italy, and Adolf Hitler in Germany.

Added 8:07 PM Monday: it will be the duty of congressional Democrats to get the truth about DOGE away from closed door hearings and shared with Americans in complete horrifying detail. The damage spread by Fatty, Mush, and their so-called DOGE department should be enough to finish them off politically. That's why James Comer and the MAGA turds need to keep the DOGE record concealed.

Another Weekend Update

The question has been raised many times before, but has not yet been answered: Has Don Old TRashdUMP ever done anything that earned the appreciation of most Americans? The answer is NO because he's both corrupt and incompetent. His corruption means he's never motivated to do anything that helps the majority of our people. His incompetence means that if he ever tried to do something good for the United States, he'd mess it up and things would be much worse, not better.

Many people believe ignorance and stupidity are the same thing, but they aren't. Ignorance refers to lack of information, and stupidity refers to lack of intelligent ability. TRashdUMP happens to be both ignorant and stupid, as well as both corrupt and incompetent.

• Don Old decided to change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Most people are against him.
• Don Old thinks the Library of Congress is a place where kids can go to check out naughty books.
• Don Old wants to restore Alcatraz and make it a super prison for people he doesn't like. This is totally impractical for lots of reasons.
• Don Old doesn't know much of anything about the Declaration of Independence. 
• Don Old wants the U.S. Attorney for Washington DC to be Jeanine Pirro, hostess of a Fox News talk show.
• Don Old thinks RFK Junior made a great choice for the U.S. Surgeon General position (she isn't qualified).
• Don Old wants to eliminate funding for PBS and NPR.
  

Tuesday's Blues Daze

Based on the political trends reported since last week, the only thing keeping Pussident 47A above water enough to prevent drowning is the incredible stupidity of MAGA monkeys like Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama and the ignorant goobers who elected him.

On the Other Hand...

The first three months of Pussydent 47A's term have been a nightmare, causing pessimistic viewpoints nationally. After scanning today's content at five or six liberal webpages, I wanted to mention a few possibilities worth waiting for:

• At least 80% of voters are asking, "What's so goddamned necessary about tax cuts for billionaires that MAGA assholes will ruin Social Security and Medicare? Fuck Elon Musk and his fucking tax cuts."
• Pussydent 47A is so unpopular, those who voted for him are ashamed to be out in public, facing open ridicule and contempt.
• The team of Pussydent 47A and Elon Mush (sic) ends after Mush finally does something the Waste of Shit can't tolerate. DOGE is disbanded and the worst existing destruction is reversed before Mush leaves (payback). 
• State and federal courts are dedicated to protecting and preserving Constitutional requirements for checks and balances, and are quickly joined by Congress and state legislatures.
• News organizations, law firms, and other targets of Pussydent 47A's retribution agenda realize his capitulation demands can be ignored because they'll win every lawsuit against him.

Added 7:00 PM:

A majority of Americans understand that MAGA could have elected any blue ribbon prize-winning hog at some red state county fair, and given the USA a better precedent (sic) than the pig they chose instead.