Thursday, April 3, 2025

Bracing for the Crash?

 The following is copied from an AlterNet article this morning:

"Critics of President Donald Trump, including liberal economists Paul Krugman and Robert Reich, are warning that between steep new tariffs, mass deportations and mass layoffs of federal government employees, the United States may be in for a painful economic downturn."

Deporting the people who make up a large percentage of the labor force in blue collar jobs, then following that by laying off a huge segment of civil service employees too. Fortunately for him, all those people being out of work won't interfere with The Blob's golf time.

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Just Another Wednesday (Blobbo Update)

It isn't surprising that The Blob wants to involve himself in peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. His real interest lies in having an opportunity to cuddle up with (and fluff) Vladimir Putin, who's been ignoring him recently. If there ever really was a day when the hair god was a master of compromise, it passed long, long ago. 

Blobbo doesn't give a shit about the welfare of Ukraine, so fuck him and the burro he rode in on.

If The Blob wants to prove he still has the intellect and judgment of a skilled politician (he doesn't), he needs to immediately put his boot in the collective asses of Felon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, RFK Junior, Kash Patel, Bimbo Bondi, Tom Homan, and Russell Vought, and send them scattering.

The Blob (now being known online as Yambo) is so removed from reality he believes he can sign another "executive order" and instantly force fifty states to impose restrictive election laws he thinks will diminish voter participation.

Added 6:17 PM: Okay, fire Pete (Whiskey) Hegseth or demand his immediate resignation. He's one of the numerous useless assholes lacking qualifications, but chosen by Pussydent 47A for all the wrong reasons anyway.

Using federal tax revenue to compensate convicted felons who were active in the January 6th insurrection intended to overturn the election, then released from prison for no good reason? This is the sort of lunacy that The Blob wastes his time on. 

To sum things up: The Blob believes that he was chosen by god (sic) to save America because he's the only perfect human being capable of handling that task. He's perfect, but doesn't give a screaming fuck about law and order. Since he ignores every rule and is still perfect, the law must be what's at fault, not him and his zombie army of MAGA morons.

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)

It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.

For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush. 

When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.

Last week's news was dominated by-

  • Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him. 
  • Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
  • Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
  • After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god). 
  • The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders. 
 PS: The hair god was successful as the host of a reality TV game show. As a politician, he's mainly known for his evil, ignorance, stupidity, corruption, incompetence, laziness, and mental illness. He's popular with people who loved his TV show, and that support enabled him to drag the entire Republican Party down to his level. Most (R)'s now proudly identify themselves as MAGA monkeys, and nobody who does that should serve in any government position (federal, state, or local).

Friday, March 7, 2025

Another Week Craps Out

 A little ray of sunshine peeks through dark clouds - the Handmaid (USSC Justice Amy Coney Barrett) was one of very few female superstars among MAGA mental defectives after she slid into RBG's vacant seat before Joe Biden was in position to fill the vacancy. Since then, the Handmaid has been slightly unpredictable compared to the Extreme Court's worthless gutter trash (Smug Sammy Alito, Clearance Sale Thomas, and two MAGA monkeys, Gorsucks and Boof Kavanaugh). She's voted with the other three women a few times, and this week, she and Roberts both teamed with them to produce a 5-4 decision that Pussydent 47A will hate. MAGA morons are already having fits over her disloyalty.

Since Jumbo Dumbo and Elmo Mush are sharing the position of 47th Pussydent, it made sense to label them 47A (Dumbo) and 47B (Mush). The other choice would be to call them both Pussydent 23 1/2 - which would probably get too confusing.

Pussydent 47A is pruning back some of 47B's power privileges. Someone obviously made him finally understand that 47B is in no legal position to demand staff reductions at departments that make up the executive branch of the federal government. Taking away all of Elmo's toys is a step in the right direction, but permanently removing him from the United States would be even better. 

Saturday, February 22, 2025

Making Americans Groan Again (Part One)

 It's a process that's developing very gradually, but as the first month of Pussydent 47A & 47B comes to an end, cracks are finally appearing in the MAGA foundation. Everything has to start somewhere, so any signs of weakening are encouraging.

A CBS News poll that was released a few weeks ago had Donkey Wrecked 'em  (DJT code name) job approval at 53%, but also reported that only 45% of voters polled said they follow political news very closely. The remaining 55% follow the news somewhat, seldom or not at all. Many (most?) news sources have chosen to be favorable or neutral in their reporting regarding Pussydent 47A (Donkey Wrecked 'em) and Pussydent 47B (Elmo Mush) and the majority of voters are ambivalent in their interest. This environment isn't conducive to a rapid collapse of the MAGA Monster movement.

On the positive side, 

These developments should influence the way Wrecked 'em and MAGA are treated by the news media, and concurrently encourage voter concern regarding the intended destruction of American democracy by a MAGA movement that's working for the Russian government.

Friday, February 14, 2025

Valentine Day Mystery?

There's a ton of weird shit happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-pussydents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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