A Change Election

The November Fifth Nightmare has been referred to as a change election because both candidates were running on promises to make changes.

When Democratic candidates like Kamala Harris refer to change elections, they're talking specifically about developing policies and programs that will significantly help and improve the lives of most Americans.  

When MAGA Morons like the Toad God wearing his Piss Hat promote themselves as change candidates, the change they're always planning is ending the policies and eliminating programs that were introduced and implemented by Democrats to significantly benefit and improve the lives of most Americans.

The changes that will probably occur in the United States during the next few years will be things demanded by Vladimir Putin as the Toad God's debt repayment. The federal government as we've known it during our lifetimes will no longer exist unless the remaining traditional Republicans organize unified resistance to the old fool's destructive agenda.

Nightmare News Update (Part 5)

Since Diarrhea Donhole (DD) is a malignant narcissist who's displaying signs of cognitive decline and senility, it's difficult to know exactly what's going on in what remains of his mind. Judging from what's been reported since November 6th, it seems like he wants to fill all the positions in his maladministration with unqualified lunatics who look good on TV and all share one additional quality: unquestioning loyalty to him alone. After the circle jerk staffing is complete, all duties of the Pussydent (sic) will be delegated to them, giving DD the free time he needs to plan revenge against people who criticize or oppose him in any way, then play golf and watch right-wing news programs on TV.

Regarding a report @ AlterNet: If officials who stand firm and resist Diarrhea Donhole's insane behavior need legal, physical and political protection from his violent retaliation, then by god, make sure they have it. 

The so-called christian (sic) nationalists seem to believe they'll have total control of the federal government now that Diarrhea Donhole is in position to abolish the Constitution and everything else they oppose. Where do these damned weirdo creeps come from, and why do we put up with their F-ing crap?

There's a heap of Pro & Con discussion at the liberal alternate media sites today regarding Joe Biden's decision to go ahead and pardon his son Hunter after all. The opinions seem to be split fairly evenly between favorable and unfavorable. Let's get real: Before we know what hit us, we'll be coping with a Pussydent (sic) who has never done anything admirable in his entire life. Joe's reversal on a pardon for Hunter Biden will never come within a million miles of the sort of corruption and raw evil that Diarrhea Donhole is involved in all day, every day.

Speaking of the media, the heavyweight entities in the corporate mainstream press have been failing Americans for years by ignoring the reality of Diarrhea Donhole and fluffing him as though he's just another normal U.S. president. Without this lack of media interest in promoting truth and public awareness, DD couldn't have served the first term, much less a second. Now that DD plans to replace them with his preferred sources, the mainstream media will pay a price for negligence and casual neglect of their civic responsibility.

A Little More Nightmare News (Part 4)

I'm not sure that every state has completely finished tabulating every single vote, so I'll make the point with the most recent totals I can locate.

In 2020, Joe Biden steamrolled Fartzy the Psychotic Screech Owl in both the popular vote and the Electoral College. He won 81,283,501 votes, and carried Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona. Fartzy still hasn't accepted the reality that Joe delivered a staggering ass-whipping that was overdue, and he'll probably spend his final term in office searching desperately for votes he thinks were stolen from him.

Moving ahead to November 5th, 2024: Kamala Harris has won a total of 74,613,484  votes so far and lost the six swing states Joe carried last time. The question that has many Democrats wondering WTHF? is this: How did MVP come up 6,670,000 votes short of Joe Biden's total? 

We'll probably never know the correct answer to that question. One possibility is that MVP's combination of gender and ethnicity were too much for white voters to accept. Another remote possibility is that millions of voters had forgotten what happened during Fartzy the Psychotic Screech Owl's term as 45 and sat out the election, giving him a final shot as 47.

My expectation is that 6,670,000 voters who wasted their opportunity to have an outstanding president instead of a lazy, ignorant fascist will spend the next four years thinking about Joe Biden's tenure in the White House as THE REALLY GOOD OLD DAYS.

Added 1:59 PM: When Tommy Tuberville was serving as the defensive coordinator at Texas A&M in 1994, I thought he was a real asset to the program. He used that job as his stepping stone to the next one, and I forgot about him for several years.

Now Tuberville is wasting time and space as a U.S. Senator from Alabama and he's essentially confirming that the only thing even slightly impressive about Alabama is the Crimson Tide football team. Tommy Tuberville is so damned ignorant, he should be embarrassing to every goober, yahoo and booger-eating dipshit redneck who voted for him. Fat chance of that. He's MAGA MORON up to his receding hairline.

More Nightmare News (Part 3)

As discussed repeatedly before now, the only success The Donhole ever enjoyed was his tenure as a reality show performer on network television. When he was a TV star, he could grab anything he wanted. His natural impulse as a malignant narcissist is to reconfigure his whole life as just another TV reality show, which should explain why he wants to fill his cabinet with unqualified assholes who also have experience as TV celebrities.

The only way MAGA Maggots can survive as a political party is to prevent most voters from becoming intelligent, well-informed citizens able to recognize bullshit when they see it. The Donhole is easily the stupidest dipshit that ever held the office of U.S. Pussydent (sic), and he couldn't have done it without armies of brain-dead goobers and yahoos voting in red state shitholes like Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Texas. MAGA Maggots desperately want to destroy the Department of Education as a significant part of the federal government.

Some news that's fun for a change? Yeah, there's a little. Big states like California are home to many, many voters so it takes a while to count all their votes accurately. Apparently, the national tabulations are complete now, and The Donhole's self-proclaimed mandate has dissipated, For the third (and final) time, he's been unable to surpass the 50% mark in the popular vote. Over half of the voting population probably hates his sorry ass.

Additional Nightmare News (Part 2)

Remember that The Donhole is controlled by Vladimir Putin and the Russian government, so he'll devote the next four years to the destruction of the United States as one of the dominant nations in the world. Putin will be thrilled.

 The Donhole thinks he can just create new departments in the Executive Branch of the federal government and put his billionaire buddies, Musk Rat and Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong, on the payroll. Add this to the list of Reasons to Hate the Motherfucker.

How about Matt Gaetz as the next Attorney General, running the Justice Department? The Donhole is just trying to rub shit in our faces now.

The Donhole hasn't even begun, much less finished, his second term, and he's already hinting that he might want a third one. He does shit like this to hog the media spotlight. 

Putin is confirming what was already suspected: Russia interfered in the 2024 election to help The Donhole win, and Putin now expects him to fully comply with the forthcoming blackmail terms and conditions

Someone should explain the meaning of "mandate" to the Donhole. 

As far as the Donhole is concerned, being the Pussydent (sic) is just his latest TV reality show that's on all day and all night all the time. Now he's adding much more slapstick comedy to the show's format. 

Some good news: Rick Scott of Florida will not be the next Senate Majority leader, and MAGA members are throwing screaming fits as a result.

Nightmare News (Part 1)

 Tuesday night, I went to bed in a democracy. I woke up in a dictatorship from hell.

How many people voted for this? That's how many millions of reasons there are to hate America now. Without some form of intervention, this country will be one of the worst shitholes on earth.