On the Other Hand...

The first three months of Pussydent 47A's term have been a nightmare, causing pessimistic viewpoints nationally. After scanning today's content at five or six liberal webpages, I wanted to mention a few possibilities worth waiting for:

• At least 80% of voters are asking, "What's so goddamned necessary about tax cuts for billionaires that MAGA assholes will ruin Social Security and Medicare? Fuck Elon Musk and his fucking tax cuts."
• Pussydent 47A is so unpopular, those who voted for him are ashamed to be out in public, facing open ridicule and contempt.
• The team of Pussydent 47A and Elon Mush (sic) ends after Mush finally does something the Waste of Shit can't tolerate. DOGE is disbanded and the worst existing destruction is reversed before Mush leaves (payback). 
• State and federal courts are dedicated to protecting and preserving Constitutional requirements for checks and balances, and are quickly joined by Congress and state legislatures.
• News organizations, law firms, and other targets of Pussydent 47A's retribution agenda realize his capitulation demands can be ignored because they'll win every lawsuit against him.

Added 7:00 PM:

A majority of Americans understand that MAGA could have elected any blue ribbon prize-winning hog at some red state county fair, and given the USA a better precedent (sic) than the pig they chose instead.

Texas Tumblebug

Now that Americans have elected a convicted felon to serve as Pussydent 47A, Kenny-boy Paxton, a felon who's also the AG in Texas, has announced a plan to run for the Senate against incumbent John (Cornhole) Cornyn. Kenny-boy is the kind of useless turd that gives Texas a reputation as a MAGA shithole, but makes Cornhole look respectable by comparison.  

Kenny-boy is one of those weirdos who nuzzle Bozo the Bloated Blob's butt to find warmth and comfort.

Speaking of the Blob, he's claiming that other countries are kissing his ass because he knows what he's doing with tariffs. In the world of harsh reality, he hasn't ever accomplished a single thing that made decent Americans thankful.

Added 6:24 PM Wednesday: First, Bozo the Bloated Blob orders a boxcar full of tariffs meant to intimidate many world leaders and make them crawl for mercy. He boasts about using coercion to gain the rest of the world's obedience, but as soon as another player at the table raises, Bozo folds the pat hand he was dealt (and claimed was a royal flush). Another reason why he's nothing more than a fat pussydent.

Bracing for the Crash?

 The following is copied from an AlterNet article this morning:

"Critics of President Donald Trump, including liberal economists Paul Krugman and Robert Reich, are warning that between steep new tariffs, mass deportations and mass layoffs of federal government employees, the United States may be in for a painful economic downturn."

Deporting people who make up a significant percentage of the labor force in blue collar jobs, then laying off a huge number of civil service employees too. Fortunately for him, all those people being out of work won't interfere with The Blob's golf time.

Added 2:28 PM Thursday: There are probably many people who have never heard of her, but Laura Loomer has a reputation as one of the most ridiculous of the dangerous right-wing lunatics. Any time her name comes up in a report, it's because she's saying and doing things that are insane (usually spreading loony conspiracy theories). It shouldn't be very surprising that just as he's preparing separation from Felon Mush, Blobbo meets with Laura Loomer in the Oval Office for advice and to hear her recommendations. Two assholes who share mental illness and are also rotten human beings are made for each other.

MEI (Merit, Excellence, Intelligence) are supposedly The Blob's staff selection criteria in his TV sitcom admenstruation (sic). Most of his picks so far don't meet any of them.

Just Another Wednesday (Blobbo Update)

It isn't surprising that The Blob wants to involve himself in peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. His real interest lies in having an opportunity to cuddle up with (and fluff) Vladimir Putin, who's been ignoring him recently. If there ever really was a day when the hair god was a master of compromise, it passed long, long ago. 

Blobbo doesn't give a shit about the welfare of Ukraine, so fuck him and the burro he rode in on.

If The Blob wants to prove he still has the intellect and judgment of a skilled politician (he doesn't), he needs to immediately put his boot in the collective asses of Felon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, RFK Junior, Kash Patel, Bimbo Bondi, Tom Homan, and Russell Vought, and send them scattering.

The Blob (now being known online as Yambo) is so removed from reality he believes he can sign another "executive order" and instantly force fifty states to impose restrictive election laws he thinks will diminish voter participation.

Added 6:17 PM: Okay, fire Pete (Whiskey) Hegseth or demand his immediate resignation. He's one of the numerous useless assholes lacking qualifications, but chosen by Pussydent 47A for all the wrong reasons anyway.

Using federal tax revenue to compensate convicted felons who were active in the January 6th insurrection intended to overturn the election, then released from prison for no good reason? This is the sort of lunacy that The Blob wastes his time on. 

To sum things up: The Blob believes that he was chosen by god (sic) to save America because he's the only perfect human being capable of handling that task. He's perfect, but doesn't give a screaming fuck about law and order. Since he ignores every rule and is still perfect, the law must be what's at fault, not him and his zombie army of MAGA morons.

Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)

It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.

For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush. 

When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.

Last week's news was dominated by-

• Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him. 
• Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
  
• Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
• After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god). 
• The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders. 

 PS: The hair god was successful as the host of a reality TV game show. As a politician, he's mainly known for his evil, ignorance, stupidity, corruption, incompetence, laziness, and mental illness. He's popular with people who loved his TV show, and that support enabled him to drag the entire Republican Party down to his level. Most (R)'s now proudly identify themselves as MAGA monkeys, and nobody who does that should serve in any government position (federal, state, or local).

Another Week Craps Out

 A little ray of sunshine peeks through dark clouds - the Handmaid (USSC Justice Amy Coney Barrett) was one of very few female superstars among MAGA mental defectives after she slid into RBG's vacant seat before Joe Biden was in position to fill the vacancy. Since then, the Handmaid has been slightly unpredictable compared to the Extreme Court's worthless gutter trash (Smug Sammy Alito, Clearance Sale Thomas, and two MAGA monkeys, Gorsucks and Boof Kavanaugh). She's voted with the other three women a few times, and this week, she and Roberts both teamed with them to produce a 5-4 decision that Pussydent 47A will hate. MAGA morons are already having fits over her disloyalty.

Since Jumbo Dumbo and Elmo Mush are sharing the position of 47th Pussydent, it made sense to label them 47A (Dumbo) and 47B (Mush). The other choice would be to call them both Pussydent 23 1/2 - which would probably get too confusing.

Pussydent 47A is pruning back some of 47B's power privileges. Someone obviously made him finally understand that 47B is in no legal position to demand staff reductions at departments that make up the executive branch of the federal government. Taking away all of Elmo's toys is a step in the right direction, but permanently removing him from the United States would be even better.