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For some reason, the toad god smears a lot of orange grease all over his face and dyes his hair piss yellow. He misunderstood what Russians were telling him and didn't realize Pootin' actually just wanted him around as an available dick-taster.
Seriously, is there anything else he's good for?
While the country was being run by Pussident 47A and Pussident 47B, we knew we were in serious trouble as long as those two were swapping hand jobs. We could also be sure 47A would eventually get tired of 47B's domination of media coverage.
Now the ties that bind are loosened, and TRashdUMP is telling the nation that billions and billions of dollars can be eliminated as wasteful spending by simply cancelling every single subsidy and contract between Elmer Mush and the federal government.
Mush replies by suggesting that Toad God should be impeached and replaced by Shady JD Vance. Meanwhile, Toad God tries to jog in opposite directions on both sides of the highway at the same time (as usual). Whaaaat?
While the press decides who's winning the Toad God vs Mush cat-fight, Bimbo Bondi, who accepted a bribe years ago to dump her investigation of one of TRashdUMP's multiple scandals, is abusing her position as so-called US Attorney General.
Thomas C. Fugate is another Toad God sick joke that just isn't funny.
Additional proof that Pussident 47 Fats TRashdUMP is gradually slipping away? Somewhere along the line, he started believing that he manipulates Putin instead of the other way around.
Here's the deal as of now: If you've been convicted of a felony that TRashdUMP has committed several times, and been sentenced to a prison term, your pussidential pardon is just around the corner and headed your way.
Pussident 47 Fatty TRashdUMP is still determined to waste millions of taxpayer dollars on a military parade honoring his birthday next month. He hopes this needless selfishness will elevate him to his rightful place among the most infamous dictators in history: Stalin and Putin in Russia, Benito Mussolini in Italy, and Adolf Hitler in Germany.
Added 8:07 PM Monday: it will be the duty of congressional Democrats to get the truth about DOGE away from closed door hearings and shared with Americans in complete horrifying detail. The damage spread by Fatty, Mush, and their so-called DOGE department should be enough to finish them off politically. That's why James Comer and the MAGA turds need to keep the DOGE record concealed.
The question has been raised many times before, but has not yet been answered: Has Don Old TRashdUMP ever done anything that earned the appreciation of most Americans? The answer is NO because he's both corrupt and incompetent. His corruption means he's never motivated to do anything that helps the majority of our people. His incompetence means that if he ever tried to do something good for the United States, he'd mess it up and things would be much worse, not better.
Many people believe ignorance and stupidity are the same thing, but they aren't. Ignorance refers to lack of information, and stupidity refers to lack of intelligent ability. TRashdUMP happens to be both ignorant and stupid, as well as both corrupt and incompetent.
Based on the political trends reported since last week, the only thing keeping Pussident 47A above water enough to prevent drowning is the incredible stupidity of MAGA monkeys like Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama and the ignorant goobers who elected him.
