Filling Up Blank Space (Friday edition)

Fatty 47 has taken up the habit of saying that liberals (Democrats) are problems because of their very low IQ's. This is more essential proof that Fatty 47 is the stupidest fool and worst person who ever lived in the White House. He should be removed from office because he isn't qualified to handle the duties and causes the USA to look ridiculous to the rest of the world.

Updated 10:25 AM Sunday 9/28: How stupid can things get? Flabby Blabby 47 believes the entire MAGA nation is just as foolish all the time as he is.

America's Most-Loved Reality Show

Since reality television shows are the only goddam things in the world that Porky 47 comprehends and has the slightest idea how to do, and since nearly everyone who votes for him is usually glued to Fox News on a TV set, the office of President of the United States has been redesigned as a TV reality show that appeals to low-info people of voting age, and can generate huge viewer ratings by keeping them entertained.

To guarantee the show's success, every Republican in Congress or a management position in a government office at the local, state or federal level is required to emulate the conduct of the show's star, and build him up for the millions watching him on the tube by being just like him (an egotistical, ignorant, selfish liar). 

Be popular, be like Mister President.

Correction re: Dictator Status

For some reason, the toad god smears a lot of orange grease all over his face, then dyes his hair to match the color shade of his piss. He misunderstood what Russians were telling him and didn't realize Pootin' actually just wanted him kept around as an available dick-taster.

Seriously, is there anything else he's good for? 

Toad God vs Elmer Mush Update

While the country was being run by Pussident 47A and Pussident 47B, we knew we were in serious trouble as long as those two were swapping hand jobs. We could also be sure 47A would eventually get tired of 47B's domination of media coverage.

Now the ties that bind are loosened, and TRashdUMP is telling the nation that billions and billions of dollars can be eliminated as wasteful spending by simply cancelling every single subsidy and contract between Elmer Mush and the federal government. 

Mush replies by suggesting that Toad God should be impeached and replaced by Shady JD Vance. Meanwhile, Toad God tries to jog in opposite directions on both sides of the highway at the same time (as usual). Whaaaat? 

While the press decides who's winning the Toad God vs Mush cat-fight, Bimbo Bondi, who accepted a bribe years ago to dump her investigation of one of TRashdUMP's multiple scandals, is abusing her position as so-called US Attorney General.

Thomas C. Fugate is another Toad God sick joke that just isn't funny. 

Get Real, Lardass...

Additional proof that Pussident 47 Fats TRashdUMP is gradually slipping away? Somewhere along the line, he started believing that he manipulates Putin instead of the other way around.

Here's the deal as of now: If you've been convicted of a felony that TRashdUMP has committed several times, and  been sentenced to a prison term, your pussidential pardon is just around the corner and headed your way.

Monday Misery

Pussident 47 Fatty TRashdUMP is still determined to waste millions of taxpayer dollars on a military parade honoring his birthday next month. He hopes this needless selfishness will elevate him to his rightful place among the most infamous dictators in history: Stalin and Putin in Russia, Benito Mussolini in Italy, and Adolf Hitler in Germany.

Added 8:07 PM Monday: it will be the duty of congressional Democrats to get the truth about DOGE away from closed door hearings and shared with Americans in complete horrifying detail. The damage spread by Fatty, Mush, and their so-called DOGE department should be enough to finish them off politically. That's why James Comer and the MAGA turds need to keep the DOGE record concealed.