Thursday, May 31, 2018

Facing a noose?

Rudy Tootie is now referring to the Mueller investigation as a lynch mob. It's widely understood this is aimed at the dead-end losers who support Donnie, because if there's anything those assholes understand, it's lynching. The term "witch hunt" was too esoteric for most of them.

Those of us who are grounded in reality know Robert Mueller won't ever hang Donnie Uranus from a tree limb. Though many may consider that unfortunate, we must accept it as the way things are.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Him, him, him

There are people who don't have an urge to puke when Donnie Uranus tweets, but I'm not one of them.

Update 10:36 AM Tuesday: I can't imagine that any of the 44 who preceded him were as ignorant, degenerate, and worthless as this bastard. The moral of this story is, never assume you've finally seen the worst the Republican Party has to offer.

While we're on the subject of wasting space, is there any reason we need to have Roseanne Barr?

PS added 3:15 PM: Apparently ABC decided they don't need this crap.

Just heard show was cancelled

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

True or False?

The default position for all rational Americans should be that every word coming out of the fat bastard's mouth is a self-serving lie. Force Donnie to bear the burden of proving what he said is true. He'll never be able to do it.

As Stephen King wrote: The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.


Also, let's not forget that Donnie's not the only one in his mob lying to the public. Or maybe they're just dumber than a sack of doorknobs.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Wrong again, lardbutt.

This repulsive pig has been swimming in an ocean of shit with other repulsive pigs for years, and he wouldn't recognize a real American if one kicked him in the crotch. As usual, he has everything ass-backwards. All REAL AMERICANS are pulling for Mueller, and waiting to see Donnie and his many accomplices receive the maximum punishment allowed by law.

By the way, anyone who denies that Donnie Lildick's attack on Amazon is actually a war against the Washington Post (and its owner) is a damned idiot. We've learned way too much about what motivates this fat bastard, thank you very much.

Friday, May 18, 2018

oops

Poor, dumb Rudie Tootie. Like Donnie Lildick, he believes the world somehow starts over every 48 hours.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Liberal vs Blue Dog

Liberal Democrats are defeating "moderate" Democrats in primaries. This is being reported as a problem for the party?

Paraphrasing something I read years ago: When voters have a choice between a real Republican and a make-believe Republican, they'll pick the real thing nearly every time.

Monday, May 14, 2018

Ambition and Paranoia

Here's something that could result in an amusing scenario: Mike Pence is making moves which suggest he'd jump at the opportunity to push Donnie Droppings aside, then take over himself. I despise Pence as much as I despise Donnie, so I'm in favor of anything that makes Donnie paranoid about what Pence is doing behind his back.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

New York

In my world, the resignation of Eric Schneiderman is only relevant to the extent that it jeopardizes the various legal cases against Donnie Dumbass and his crime family.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Different day, same question

He's been bad again.

About once or twice a week, something is exposed that forces me to ask the question: Is there anything Donnie Schitz can do that would make Republicans decide they've finally had it up to here with him?

There really is such a thing as liberal media, but it's not on television. I stopped watching TV news because what was supposed to be objective journalism was actually something that looked like playing favorites, with the GOP favored over the Democratic Party. There was no liberal version of Fox News Channel available, other than two hours of prime time on MSNBC (Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell). I eventually located a few reliably liberal media sources, but I had to search the internet to do it.

Updated 2:57 PM Monday: If it's the beginning of a new week, there must be a fresh scandal involving the Donnie Schitz criminal enterprise popping up in the news.

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

The ??? about the ???

Last night while I was away from my laptop, the New York Times ran a story that claimed to include 40-50 questions the Mueller investigators planned to ask Donnie Ben Golphin if he agreed to an interview with them. It's not exactly clear who in the White House leaked the questions and why, but it's pretty clear that Donnie was behind it for twisted reasons of his own.

In other news, Digby @ Hullabaloo offers a discussion worth reading about the Tax Freedom for Billionaires legislation passed last year.

Updated 2:01 PM Wednesday: Fox News confirms that the Questions in question were actually prepared by one of the Donnie Uranus lawyers, slimeball Jay Sekulow, which means they weren't leaked by anyone connected with the Mueller investigation.

The key to understanding Donnie Uranus is realizing that he's still doing the one thing he's kind of good at, which is staging a TV reality show for the entertainment of the assholes in his audience (the people Hillary referred to as the deplorables). It's all show biz, folks.

Updated again 4:22 PM Wednesday: Hullabaloo explains the so-called "rationale" behind the Questions question, which seems to be mostly based on Donnie Uranus's habit of only believing things that mesh with what he already believes or wants to believe (e.g., polls that show he's popular, or that he's somehow winning). Since he can fill any high school gym to capacity with uneducated white assholes on any given Saturday night, and be adored like a movie star, Donnie's now locked himself in the safety of his imaginary kingdom.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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