Ordering

I refuse to refer to him as the president, so I'll just call him the Pee for short.

I like what someone posted in a comment: The Pee is too lazy to read, so he just signs the executive orders then watches Fox News to find out what he did.

The question today: Can the Pee legally ignore any federal court ruling he doesn't like?

Immigration Policy: Urgent

If you're a Muslim in a country where Fatso's making money, you can still migrate to the United States. Of course, after you're here, you probably should stay out of sight.

While he's at it, Fatso is gonna take care of the Christian refugees. They've been persecuted and beheaded while the Muslim refugees got all the good stuff, like preferential treatment. Oh wait, Cheeto Benito's wrong about that. Either he doesn't know the facts, or he lies about them to make a better story. Either way, he's totally unacceptable.

Failing America

The fat lunatic is obsessed with the fact that Hillary Clinton swamped his rotten ass in the popular vote.

Today, we have more proof that the Republican Party has failed America, and that Iowa should be converted into a national toxic waste dump instead of being allowed to send its trash to Congress.

When it comes to failing the nation, Texas always does more than its share. Iowa can't be allowed to hog the spotlight when Republicans are rolling around in shit.

The words of Joseph Goebbels:
[borrowed from HolocaustResearchProject.org]

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

The Nazi minister of propaganda laid out the model that Fatso and his gang are following.

What Fatso believes --

• If he thinks it, it's brilliant. 
• If he says it, it's true. 
• If he does it, it's legal. 

The lesson of the 1930s for America was that you should not, under any circumstances, turn control of a nation's power structure over to a maniac who believes what Fatso believes. Either we didn't learn it, or we forgot. History now tells us that unless the Republican Party stops him, it will be their ultimate failure.

Meanwhile, Fatso is busy ordering the departments of government to stop releasing information to the public. As Goebbels said, truth is the greatest enemy of the state,

Movement detected

There were people lining up to watch Pootin' as his parade passed. Not many, but some.

The Trump Movement is basically a bowel movement.

After Fatso's inauguration speech, the only Americans who aren't thoroughly embarrassed are the ones who are incapable of experiencing embarrassment.

America has fallen from the Number One spot among nations. Probably somewhere in the mid-20s now. Further disgrace forthcoming when Fatso starts work on Monday.

The America that Fatso described in his rant is not the America we have today. It's the third world shit hole that will remain when he's finished sexually abusing us.

Yeah, he's different.

Congress attempts to deal with Pootin' and his promise to deliver health insurance for everybody---

“We can over-stress ourselves on trying to figure out that this President communicates differently than other presidents or members of Congress generally do, and I actually think it will all work out,” Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) told reporters Tuesday.

Fatso communicates differently because he's a goddamned mental case who has zero comprehension of reality, much less how the federal government operates. We've been electing men who are knowledgeable or experienced, usually both. This time, we decided to go with some TV reality show performer.

It doesn't help when every elected Republican is committed to making excuses for the worthless motherfucker.

Stepping Stones

If Americans are learning anything, it should be that it's complete stupidity to allow anyone to begin a political career at age 70 in the top elected office in the nation. And it's even more stupid if the person is a mental case in the first place.

This fucking asshole should have gotten a tryout at the county level first.

New Rule

One rule the Tweet twit needs to memorize: When Vladimir says swallow it, he means all of it. Every drop. No spitting out will be permitted.