Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Idle contemplation

Last night, I dreamed that Donny Mushroom leaped from the top of a tall building and landed on Mitch McConnell. God, what a mess that made. Actually, it was a daydream.

The world makes sense as long as I remember that Republicans talking on television programs are lying at least 99 percent of the time, or 100 percent depending on the topic (or the Republican).

Donny Mushroom is comfortable when he can publicly present himself as the beloved star of a hit TV reality show. It pisses him off when he can't, like during last night's address from the Oval Office.

The only time Donny complains about the news media is when he can't control what's being said about him. Nearly everything he does is intended to manage the conversation about him on TV talk shows, with his ultimate goal being all praise, all the time.

I'm now positive the only people Donny cares about are (a) himself, (b) Ivanka, and (c) people he believes will definitely vote for him in 2020... in that order. The rest of us are totally insignificant in his alternate reality.

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