Brewer

Jan Brewer, the lovely and charming governor of Arizona. After thinking about it, I decided no additional comments are necessary.

Evangelunical bullshit

The leaders of the conservative evangelical movement are seeing the handwriting on the wall. All of their favorite candidates have had their asses kicked, and they've been turning their attention to Gingrene. Now he's on the verge of getting his pasty fat ass kicked, too. Slowly, the religious nuts are realizing that Mitt the Mormon will almost definitely be the GOP nominee, and very likely the next president as well. Now, after doing everything possible to disrespect him and discourage support for him, those motherfuckers are telling us that if Mitt wants the votes of the evangelunicals, he needs to push their agenda to the top of his priority list.

Total fucking bullshit.

If Mitt is going to win the White House, he'll do it by winning a vast majority of the independent swing voters in all the purple states, and a few blue ones. Meanwhile, the evangelunicals will be voting for him in droves, because (as previously noted), they hate that damned N even more than they hate Mormons.

Mitt needs to ignore the fucking ultimatums, and when he wins, he needs to focus on the country's problems and tell the evangelunicals to stick their demands where the sun never shines.

Domino

Here's the way the dominoes have fallen and will hopefully continue to fall:

Sugar Cain was the first domino to go down, because he couldn't keep his pants or his mouth shut. Then Santorum surged in Iowa, immediately knocking out Bachmann and mortally wounding Perry. Gingrene surged in South Carolina, diminishing Santorum to irrelevance and waking Romney up.

Now we're in Florida, and Romney finally has a bug up his ass. Reinforced by the big-money GOP establishment, he seems to be massing fire on Gingrene. If Romney wins Florida and comes close to running the table in February, the Gingrene domino should tumble.

Then after the conventions, Obama is able to give Mittens a shove and the last domino falls. Obama, with no more elections in his future, concentrates on keeping the Republicans in the House and Senate walking in circles like the guy with one foot nailed to the floor.

And that's how the dominoes fall in my preferred scenario.

Unification

While I was waiting in the drive-through line at the credit union today, I listened to a few minutes of Sean Hannity's AM radio gabfest. As expected, he was on the phone with suckbuddy Newt Gingrene. We should all be glad to know that Gingrene will campaign as an American, not as a Republican, and that he will unite rather than divide the country. Everyone who believes Gingrene will unite the country as either a candidate or as president, raise your right hand and say "Me does."