Monday, October 17, 2016

Ace Hole

Johnny (Ace) McCain? It's almost impossible to believe now that sixteen years ago, I was planning to vote for the worthless fuck against Al Gore if he had won the GOP nomination.

Since 2000, Ace has spent his life being buried in right-wing shit. For eight years, his head was jammed up Bush 43's asshole. Then he introduced Sarah Palin to the civilized world, a mistake that by itself is worth an eternity in hell. Then the tea party went to work on him. So every year, another ton of shit gets added to the pile. Fuck him.

Thursday, October 6, 2016


Agent Orange has clarified that his insulting comments about women are intended to be entertaining because he's a professional TV performer, isn't he?

Let's be honest here. At one time or another, haven't we all believed that Don Rickles would have been an ideal president?

Friday, September 23, 2016

Friday, September 16, 2016

Narrowing the gap

Right-wing newspaper columnist Charles Krauthammer is a fucking ghoul, and I usually ignore the putrid crap he coughs up -- but his latest column in the Chronicle answers a question I've been asking myself about the opinion polls: Why is Cheeto managing to close the gap a little?

The main reason Cheeto was way behind in the polls is that he's such a rotten piece of shit, some Republicans were disgusted by him and were trying to figure out who to vote for instead. These assholes believe whatever they saw most recently on cable news shows is reality. Cheeto softens his message a little, and apparently it's sucking conservative white people with some education back into the flock. Once a gullible Republican idiot, always a gullible Republican idiot, I guess.

Anyway, it helped Cheeto narrow his poll deficit by two or three points this week.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Only half?

Hillary Clinton makes an accurate statement about Cheese Doodle's supporters, and they get bent out of shape. Fuck 'em.

HRC probably underestimated by about twenty percent. And anyone who doesn't recognize the truth in her comment is either (a) one of the people she's describing, or (b) not paying attention to what's going on with Cheese Doodle.

Added 3:32 PM: Hillary makes an apology that isn't actually an apology. She's a pro.

And there's poll data that backs her up.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

The Decline and Fall of Civilization


  • High profile celebrity trials
  • Scandals involving some type of disgusting behavior
  • Any incident involving mass murder
  • Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, major forest fires, etc.
  • Donald Trump


What are five things cable television can't survive without?

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.