Friday, January 20, 2017

Movement detected

There were people lining up to watch Pootin' as his parade passed. Not many, but some.

The Trump Movement is basically a bowel movement.

After Fatso's inauguration speech, the only Americans who aren't thoroughly embarrassed are the ones who are incapable of experiencing embarrassment.

America has fallen from the Number One spot among nations. Probably somewhere in the mid-20s now. Further disgrace forthcoming when Fatso starts work on Monday.

The America that Fatso described in his rant is not the America we have today. It's the third world shit hole we'll have after he's finished fucking it up.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Yeah, he's different.

Congress attempts to deal with Pootin' and his promise to deliver health insurance for everybody---

“We can over-stress ourselves on trying to figure out that this President communicates differently than other presidents or members of Congress generally do, and I actually think it will all work out,” Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) told reporters Tuesday.

Fatso communicates differently because he's a goddamned mental case who has zero comprehension of reality, much less how the federal government operates. We've been electing men who are knowledgeable or experienced, usually both. This time, we decided to go with some TV reality show performer.

It doesn't help when every elected Republican is dedicated to making excuses for the worthless motherfucker.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Stepping Stones

If Americans are learning anything, it should be that it's complete stupidity to allow anyone to begin a political career at age 70 in the top elected office in the nation. And it's even more stupid if the person is a mental case in the first place.

This fucking asshole should have gotten a tryout at the county level first.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

New Rule

One rule the Tweet twit needs to memorize: When Vladimir says swallow it, he means all of it. Every drop. No spitting out will be permitted.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Security measures

Porky Prick plans to keep his private force of bodyguards. Will they be replacing the Secret Service, or added to the SS? And will Fat Boy foot the bill for the extra "protection" or add the expense to the taxpayer burden? More fail from the fucking POS, who believes being an asshole is performance art.

Thursday, December 15, 2016


Here's some good news for a change.

It will make my day if the AGs in solid blue states can find ways to make Porky Prick's goddamned life miserable.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.