Monday, March 11, 2024

Monday Show Biz Update

 At my house, watching the annual Academy Awards presentation is a tradition, even in recent years when we haven't seen any of the nominated movies. I'm glad we were still tuned in last night to see what should go down in Hollywood history as a classic Oscar moment. 

The Waste of Shit couldn't resist the urge to inflict himself on a ceremony that millions of people were seeing on TV around the world. He posted an extremely snotty critique of the host and the presentation itself on his sleazy truth (?) social media platform, making the kind of dumb move that stupid assholes are always making. Host Jimmy Kimmel, a professional, saw an easy opening for a great audience reaction and read the post verbatim on camera, then added his own reply that earned huge laughter as the crowd realized this was a real thing, not a stunt.

The beauty of the moment was that Don Old Slump considers himself a TV star, and then he was being ridiculed and scornfully laughed at by a theater full of the kind of people whose acceptance he craves. Fuck him and his MAGA Magoos.

Sunday, March 3, 2024

Sunday's Fun Day

Since there's very little important political news over the weekend, I use my internet time on Sunday to watch short video clips of the Sick Fuck, Dooky Toadfartz, having some type of mental glitch while he's trying to read a teleprompter to a rally audience or just spazzing out while he's trying to ad lib a series of lies.

If you voted for Dooky Toadfartz both times, and believe that people who skip attending church on Sunday morning should be arrested, there's a good chance you'll qualify to be considered a christian (sic) nationalist.

Since D. Toadfartz knows he's completely innocent of all felony charges against him, he should be enthusiastic about getting his trials started so that he will be exonerated and can then spend the remainder of his life doing the winner dance and taking victory laps. Wouldn't you think? 

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Sunday TRashdUMP

 In politics, most of the important stuff happens during the M-F work week. Since there isn't much interesting activity on the weekend, I spend more minutes than usual checking out the opinions being shared in DU discussion forums and liberal webpage reader comments. This morning I was surprised by the pessimism about the coming election voiced by liberals in forums and comments. It seems like a lot of Democrats are bracing for another win by the waste of shit. Personally, I'm more optimistic about Joe B kicking his ass again. Here are some of the factors that give me hope:

  • The odds are good that Donald Turnip will be found guilty on at least some of the 91 felony counts he'll face in trials held in NYC, Washington DC., Florida, and Georgia. There have been several polls reporting that significant numbers of MAGA voters won't vote for Turnip after he's been convicted of a felony.
  • Turnip is winning the MAGA primary elections, but he's losing substantial percentages of the vote as follows: (Iowa 51-49), New Hampshire (54-46), Nevada (Dump did not participate in primary), South Carolina (60-40). Turnip is getting 50-60 percent of the MAGA primary vote, and exit polls show that many Republicans voting against him in primaries won't vote for him in November either.
  • in the next few weeks, there should be plenty of media reporting about the difficulty Turnip is facing as a result of his New York fraud cases and the E. Jean Carroll defamation lawsuit, and his lack of funds to secure the bond.
  • The media obsession over Joe Biden's age should be offset (or balanced) by increased media coverage of Turnip's obvious dementia.
  • Turnip intends to grab control of the RNC by replacing its leadership with members of his family and loyal accomplices. Lara (his son Eric's wife) is expected to hold a major position, and has already told reporters that the RNC treasury will be spent on making sure Turnip wins by paying his legal expenses. This may be a bridge too far for some influential Republicans.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Saturdazed Snips

It's been colder than hell this morning, making it a good time to piddle around on the internet, scanning liberal web pages for interesting items.

In the 2020 election, about 74,224,000 fools voted for Dimwit Dipshit. If every one of them just donated a measly $10.00, he would have more than enough to pay what he owes in New York state and the E. Jean Carroll defamation case damages. 

  • Letitia James, the New York AG. 
  • Fani Willis, the DA in Fulton County, Georgia. 
  • Kamala Harris, the Vice President of the US. 

These three women probably appear regularly in Dipshit's nightmares, which may explain why he doesn't sleep at night. If everything goes as hoped, Judge Tanya Chutkan of the U.S. District Court in Washington D.C. will join those three on our list of powerful women who terrify Dipshit's useless ass.

Dipshit accused The Lincoln Project of using AI technology in ads showing him looking confused and demented. It was a false accusation, so they responded by using AI to produce an ad depicting the late Fred Trump describing his son Donald as a worthless failure. It's a must-see online video. 

Dipshit has announced that if his appeal doesn't nullify the penalties imposed in the civil fraud case, New York will cease to exist because everyone will move away. To him, that's what happens when the most important person on earth doesn't get his way. 

Added 7:06 PM Saturday: Based on a few articles I read this evening, Dimwit Dipshit's New York fraud case penalties total about $354,860,000, with interest due @ $98,600,000, for a total of $453,460,000. In the E. Jean Carroll defamation case, his damages total roughly $88,000,000. Add it all together and it comes to about $541,460,000. Dimwit Dipshit brags that he has about $400,000,000 available, so his shortfall is in the 142 million bucks neighborhood.

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Midweek Mumbling

 Back in 2015, when he decided to begin his political career in the most powerful government position of them all, Donald 91 Felony Counts (D91FC) was a TV reality show celebrity with no political experience at all. He didn't know a damned thing about how to be a U.S. president, so he just twisted the office into something he understood - another fifth-rate TV reality show. He continued playing his TV show character for the entertainment of his fans, most of whom are mentally defective and easily manipulated.

Since he lacks any true leadership skills, Mongo Weirdo (D91FC) acquires all his power in the MAGA party from the unnatural hold he has on his zombie cult. Any time Mongo farts or belches, most congressional MAGAs run for cover to avoid annoying him and suffering his revenge.

That's why a bipartisan Senate border control bill that satisfied most (or all) of the (R) conditions is being tossed, and why Joe Biden is going to make sure voters realize that Congress will be dysfunctional as long as MAGA muppets are controlled by their fear of D91FC and the zombies.

Thursday, February 1, 2024

Dollars Down the Damned Drain

 Some heart-breaking reports from today's trash pile of political news. First, the RNC is on a downhill slide financially, mainly because Demented Donald Duhmp is burning through millions of dollars as the RNC accepts responsibility for covering his legal fee burden. There's something wrong with this because Depraved Dimwit is individually responsible for his goddamned crime spree, and he's supposed to be a billionaire, so the RNC should tell him to STFU and GFY. Making matters even worse: Donations are down due to lack of enthusiasm for a third Dopey Don precedential (sic) campaign.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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