Wednesday, November 14, 2018

The horror, the horror...

Last week, Democratic voters elected a bunch of new members to the House of Representatives, and some of them were NOT old, white, christian men. To an asshole like Laura Ingraham, this is proof that the world is definitely coming to an end.

Tuesday, November 13, 2018


Digby @ Hullabaloo nails it again.

Donnie Poo C tweets a complaint that U.S. markets are reacting to the possibility that Democrats will be harassing his flabby white ass in a few weeks. Of course that's an asinine suggestion from the world's biggest dip shit, but his Republican supporters (nearly all of whom are rednecks, white trash, crackers, yahoos and goobers) will fall for it because they're just as fucked up as he is. To hell with all of 'em.

The tragic victim of harassment

Monday, November 5, 2018

We need a giant Q-tip...

This disgusting motherfucker has the intelligence, the personality and the charm of a 450-pound ball of earwax.

Update 6:03 PM Friday 9 November: Every rotten thing this Matthew Whitaker motherfucker ever did needs to be inspected under a media microscope. Maybe someday he'll be sitting on the curb in the rain, wishing to god he'd never heard of Donnie Poo C.

As a matter of fact, I hope all of Poo C's accomplices spend the last years of their miserable lives hating themselves for getting involved with him in the first place.

Tuesday, October 23, 2018


When Donny Pretty Shitty brags that he's a "nationalist" to a gym full of nose-pickers, goobers, and yahoos who support Rafael (Ted) Cruz, there are only two possibilities: Donny doesn't understand the meaning of the word, or he does. Either way, it's not acceptable. Someone needs to send him an official notification of immediate termination of service.

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Getting Rafael (Ted) Cruz Fired

My bro and I were discussing these ads, and whether or not they're going viral on social media. The ad on top has been viewed over 1,000,000 times on YouTube alone.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.