Thursday, August 18, 2016


Bless her rotten little heart. The newest big-shot official in Cheese Puff's campaign organization is long-time right wing political hack Kellyanne Conway, who can look at a steaming pile of fresh dog turds and see pure gold. See, it's a GOOD thing that Dump is a little bit behind in the polls because it helps Kellyanne and the other psychopaths in her squad focus on the task at hand. If Dump was way ahead, she'd be thinking about having her toenails done instead of winning an election.

Added 12:48 PM Saturday 20 August: Here's how brilliant Cheesy's campaign is now that its leadership has been reorganized: The audience for his recent "black outreach" address was at least 99.99 percent white conservatives. 

Monday, August 15, 2016

Scam of the Century?

Here's what I hope to see: a Hillary Clinton campaign that shines a bright light on Cheesy and places his record as a financial wizard under the microscope. According to the Huffington Post, Cheesy's real talent is self-promotion, and he's tricked millions of ignorant assholes into believing he'll solve all of America's problems by simply applying the financial genius magic that made him one of the richest men on earth.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Bright Whites

In 2012, Mittens had a 14 point advantage among white voters with a college education. At the moment, Hillary is leading Cheese Dip by nearly 9 points with that group. 

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

He's back.

Dump on the prospect of Hillary as president:

"Hillary wants to abolish -- essentially abolish the Second Amendment. By the way, if she gets to pick, if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don't know," Trump said.

After pretending to be a normal Republican presidential nominee for 24 hours and calmly reading the usual conservative boilerplate to one of his audiences, the real Cheese Doodle has resurfaced today with a suggestion that "maybe" one solution to his Hillary problem is an assassin's bullet. Or two. Or three.

Added 6:15 PM on Wednesday 10 August:

So far, Dump, his paid employees, and some plain old supporters have come up with about a dozen versions of what Dump was saying when he made the remark above. Let's just admit that what everybody understood when he made the remark really was what he was thinking about when he said it. That will save time and reduce the bullshit level on TV.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Media Bias

Crooks and Liars reports an exchange between a former CIA director and a current ABC News talking head which sums up the reason I snort whenever a right-wing asshole complains about the liberal media bias on network TV.

MSNBC used to be an oasis in the news media desert, and even they've started leaning toward the darkness too often to suit me.

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

God's Law

We already assumed it was true, but this makes it official. The white supremacy / male supremacy fanatics are backing Cheese Doodle, which means the worst people in America are Trump voters. And if they had the opportunity to control the government, they'd quickly become the worst goddamned people on earth.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.