Friday, December 2, 2016

Pathetic

Porky plans to spend his four years in office traveling around, replaying his Greatest Hit over and over and over and over and over - until eventually the morons stop showing up to watch.

What a pathetic psychopath.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Nazis and Recounts

The Nazis are coming to Texas A&M.

Green Party candidate Jill Stein is trying to raise two million bucks to fund recounts in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. It's the least she can do, since third party candidates probably helped the Rectal Hemorrhage win in the Electoral College.

In the popular vote, Hillary Clinton now leads by 2,128,808 votes.

UPDATE 12/02/16: Hillary Clinton popular vote lead 2,597,156

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

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Less than two weeks ago, the country I love was raped by a gang of inbred morons and left for dead, and I began the grieving process. It took me about 36 hours to get through Stage One (denial). Now I'm in Stage Two (anger), and I'll stay there for about four years (unless I get lucky and prayers are answered).

America's slipping away, but she might still be saved if enough honorable Republicans are willing to stand up and fight to protect her. Are there any honorable Republicans left? I don't know, but we'll find out in a few months, maybe sooner.

Poor Mike (Pence) was booed at the theater. So sad. (Not really).

Decent American patriots should boo and spit on the scum who'll be seated in this outhouse of an administration, especially those at the very top. They need to be reminded every day that we despise them and everything they stand for.

In the Trump Reich, the voting rights act will be reintroduced, minus the political correctness that gradually extended the right to people who weren't white Christian men owning property. The electoral college will also be reorganized. Alabama and Mississippi get 250 votes each, with the other 35 to be divided among the remaining 48 states (about .7292 each). These modifications will speed up the national purification that Trump loyalists yearned for during eight horrible years of black people in the White House.

The POS hasn't even been officially elected yet, and it's already obvious the only qualification required to serve in the executive branch of the federal government will be unswerving loyalty to the Fuhrer. We fought a world war to protect America from the kind of maggot Republican voters elected this month.

Monday, November 14, 2016

Trump Nation

The 45th president will be a fat, rotten degenerate. What kind of worthless assholes would vote for someone like that? 

Here's a hint:


I can understand why assholes who voted for the grotesque pig resent being compared to Nazis. Tough shit, motherfuckers. Deal with it.


Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Fun with Numbers: Thirds

The 2016 presidential election returns, and playing the what-if game ~

Look at what would happen if all the people who voted for Johnson (Libertarian) and Stein (Green) had voted for Hillary Clinton instead:
  • FLORIDA (29 electoral votes): Winning margin Agent Orange 118770, combined vote third party candidates 270026. New total: Hillary by 151256.
  • PENNSYLVANIA (20 electoral votes): Winning margin Agent Orange 28236, combined third party candidates 191565. New total: Hillary by 163329.
  • WISCONSIN (10 electoral votes): Winning margin Agent Orange 24257, combined third party candidates 137422. New total: Hillary by 113165.
  • NEW HAMPSHIRE (4 electoral votes): Current margin Agent Orange 1437, combined third party candidates 36622. New total: Hillary by 35185.
Add the 63 additional EC votes in those four states to Clinton's actual 228, and she wins the election with 291. Over the next four years, the DNC needs to find a way to slice off big chunks of Libertarian and Green Party votes in key battleground states.

PS: The political polling industry is as fucked up as Donald Trump. They've tricked me with their bullshit numbers for the last time.

PPS:  Hillary Clinton apparently won New Hampshire after all the votes were counted.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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