Thursday, July 19, 2018

Deliverance in Helsinki

The news is fun this week because nearly everything concerns bad news for Donnie the Hump after the knob-polishing in Finland. Here's my theory about why the press conference went down the way it did:

Before the summit, Vladimir Putin watched the movie "Deliverance" on DVD to get a clearer understanding of the kind of people who follow Donnie. The character played by Ned Beatty reminded him so much of Donnie, Putin decided it would be fun to make the so-called American precedent (sic) squeal like a sow.

Squealing on demand is new protocol for Donnie's future man-on-man summit meetings.

He'll squeal and like it.

One of these guys made the other guy squeal like a sow.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018


Digby @ Hullabaloo wrote a good summary of Donnie's latest weekly adventure.

Oh, hell yeah... let's protect Russia's constitutional right of free speech by allowing the NRA to conceal all the Russian "donations" that passed through en route to the GOP.

They say you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, but Donnie the Hump's so fucking stupid, that's what he tried to do today. For some reason, the fat bastard, whose biggest success in this world was playing a smart person on a TV reality show, still doesn't really understand the concept of electronic media. He thinks he can stand in front of cameras and microphones and say any shit that happens to drift through his diseased mind, and within 24 hours, deny saying what millions of people around the world heard him say WHILE HE WAS SAYING IT.

Donnie owes his political survival to a bunch of mental defectives who enthusiastically accept whatever he tells them as the word of god. But his eventual downfall will probably be caused by his refusal to believe that most of the world's people are much more intelligent than his fan club members.

Update 1:22 AM Wednesday: More @ Crooks and Liars re: Donnie the Hump, the Russians, the NRA, and lots of money. Of course, the money.

Louie Gohmert makes me shake my head and mutter my favorite 12-letter obscenity again. His head is so far up Donnie the Hump's ass, he can see through Donnie's eyeballs.

A good assortment of related odds-and-ends at All Hat No Cattle

Sunday, July 15, 2018

His Best Ain't Good Enough?

Copied from The Hill:
"Heading to Helsinki, Finland – looking forward to meeting with President Putin tomorrow. Unfortunately, no matter how well I do at the Summit, if I was given the great city of Moscow as retribution for all of the sins and evils committed by Russia over the years, I would return to criticism that it wasn’t good enough – that I should have gotten Saint Petersburg in addition!" Trump tweeted.
Am I  the only one who's sick and tired of this repulsive, self-pitying sack of shit?

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms.

Tuesday, July 10, 2018


The latest rumor going around is that Donnie's people negotiated early retirement with Anthony Kennedy, and the deal was finalized when there was agreement that Donnie would select Kennedy's boy (Kavanaugh) to fill the open seat. Okay, it's a rumor at this point, but is there anything about it that seems even a wee bit implausible? Be honest.

The thing about having a corrupt, incompetent sociopath posing as a so-called precedent (sic) is that every accusation of criminal conduct is automatically credible.

Monday, July 9, 2018


I've bookmarked an article in New York Magazine by Jonathan Chait, interesting reading for those of us who think The Big Orange Hemorrhoid is up to his double chins in collusion and criminal conspiracy with the Russians.

With a few exceptions, the national media have treated the idea that Putin controls Donnie as too strange to be true, and keep trying (as always) to narrow discussion down to the easiest explanation, which is summarized as "The persuasive evidence of crimes we're seeing is probably an assortment of weird coincidences."

Question of the day: What would the Republican Party happily trade to ensure they'd never lose another presidential election? Think about it.

Is this the face of someone who has earned any trust at all?

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Indecent behavior

Copied from Daily Kos, re: The Big Orange Hemorrhoid ridiculing Bush 41's "thousand points of light"

"There’s a touch more to the clip, with former CIA operations officer Evan McMullin pointing out that Trump attacks things like ‘light’ because he needs a gross and indecent world in order to justify how much of an abomination his entire existence is at this point."

That sums it up. The bottomless ocean of shit.

His entire existence is an abomination.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.