Thursday, April 26, 2018

The ICE Man

I see the acronym ICE a lot lately, now that Donnie uses Immigration and Customs Enforcement as his personal Gestapo. I think ICE is an excellent acronym for Donnie and his whole stinking gang: ICE for Incompetent, Corrupt & Evil.

Donnie Ice was on Fox News today for a 30-minute call-in chat fest, and as usual, it was embarrassing, repulsive horse shit that only TV critics and ignorant assholes waste time watching.

Update 4:01 PM: Scott Pruitt is an official member of ICE, and Rep. Joe Barton is an honorary member.

Update 5:24 PM: An early indication that America has gradually recovered from the traumatic head wound suffered in 2016 will be when Donnie's campaign endorsement is the kiss of death for every GOP candidate.

The ICE Man

Thursday, April 19, 2018

The Russians won.

Putin owns Donnie Schitz, who owns the Republican Party, which owns the federal government. Putin wanted to control a weak, dysfunctional United States, and he got what he wanted without firing a single shot.

How did we fall into such a fucking mess, and is there any way the people responsible for this shit can be severely punished?

Thursday, April 12, 2018

NYT Editorial

"Mr. Trump has spent his career in the company of developers and celebrities, and also of grifters, cons, sharks, goons and crooks. He cuts corners, he lies, he cheats, he brags about it, and for the most part, he’s gotten away with it, protected by threats of litigation, hush money and his own bravado. Those methods may be proving to have their limits when they are applied from the Oval Office. Though Republican leaders in Congress still keep a cowardly silence, Mr. Trump now has real reason to be afraid. A raid on a lawyer’s office doesn’t happen every day; it means that multiple government officials, and a federal judge, had reason to believe they’d find evidence of a crime there and that they didn’t trust the lawyer not to destroy that evidence. 
On Monday, when he appeared with his national security team, Mr. Trump, whose motto could be, “The buck stops anywhere but here,” angrily blamed everyone he could think of for the “unfairness” of an investigation that has already consumed the first year of his presidency, yet is only now starting to heat up. He said Attorney General Jeff Sessions made “a very terrible mistake” by recusing himself from overseeing the investigation — the implication being that a more loyal attorney general would have obstructed justice and blocked the investigation. He complained about the “horrible things” that Hillary Clinton did “and all of the crimes that were committed.” He called the A-team of investigators from the office of the special counsel, Robert Mueller, “the most biased group of people.” As for Mr. Mueller himself, “we’ll see what happens,” Mr. Trump said. “Many people have said, ‘You should fire him.’” 
Among the grotesqueries that faded into the background of Mr. Trump’s carnival of misgovernment during the past 24 hours was that Monday’s meeting was ostensibly called to discuss a matter of global significance: a reported chemical weapons attack on Syrian civilians. Mr. Trump instead made it about him, with his narcissistic and self-pitying claim that the investigation represented an attack on the country “in a true sense.”  
No, Mr. Trump — a true attack on America is what happened on, say, Sept. 11, 2001. Remember that one? Thousands of people lost their lives. Your response was to point out that the fall of the twin towers meant your building was now the tallest in downtown Manhattan. Of course, that also wasn’t true."

Friday, April 6, 2018

A guarded response

Since all of his policy "ideas" are based on crap he picks up watching talk shows on Fox News, Donnie Dootchbag (sic) has proclaimed that he's sending the National Guard to defend the southern border. Haven't we seen this publicity stunt before?
Special pucker usually saved for Putin

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Almost, but not quite, comical

There's nothing funny about Donnie Wet Farts, but I still laugh at him when he does something that only a slow first-grader might try to get away with. Donnie typically says or does something laughably ridiculous at least once a day, and the latest incident is his tweet about progress on his Wall. 

Donnie isn't smart enough to succeed in any job in the federal government, but he's smart enough to run a non-stop con game on the morons in the "David Dennison" fan club.

Update 12:05 PM Friday: It sounds like goddamned gibberish when you hear the bastard saying it, and it's just a bad when you read it verbatim.

Update 1:38 PM Friday: Will one of his staffers please explain to Donnie Dootchbag (sic) how the post office works? His ignorance of how the world works is embarrassing.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Santorum? Is he still here?

For reasons I'll never understand, CNN thinks giving Rick Santorum a soapbox on their cable news channel is a productive use of airtime. I stopped watching CNN years ago, and they'll never get me back without some radical changes.

Update 7:36 PM Sunday: Donnie Wet Farts, the world's biggest sissy-man, needs a woman to protect and defend him. The ones who'll do it are either employed by Fox News, or watch it regularly. Women who're willing to defend Donnie know their place because the rules are all spelled out for them in the holy book.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.