Friday, September 23, 2016

Friday, September 16, 2016

Narrowing the gap

Right-wing newspaper columnist Charles Krauthammer is a fucking ghoul, and I usually ignore the putrid crap he spits out -- but his latest column in the Chronicle answers a question I've been asking myself about the opinion polls: Why is Cheeto managing to close the gap a little?

The main reason Cheeto was way behind in the polls is that he's such a rotten piece of shit, some Republicans were disgusted by him and were trying to figure out who to vote for instead. These assholes believe whatever they saw most recently on cable news shows is reality. Cheeto softens his message a little, and apparently it's sucking conservative white people with some education back into the flock. Once a gullible Republican idiot, always a gullible Republican idiot, I guess.

Anyway, it helped Cheeto narrow his poll deficit by two or three points this week.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Only half?

Hillary Clinton makes an accurate statement about Cheese Doodle's supporters, and they get bent out of shape. Fuck 'em.

HRC probably underestimated by about twenty percent. And anyone who doesn't recognize the truth in her comment is either (a) one of the people she's describing, or (b) not paying attention to what's going on with Cheese Doodle.

Added 3:32 PM: Hillary makes an apology that isn't actually an apology. She's a pro.

And there's poll data that backs her up.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

The Decline and Fall of Civilization


  • High profile celebrity trials
  • Scandals involving some type of disgusting behavior
  • Any incident involving mass murder
  • Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, major forest fires, etc.
  • Donald Trump


What are five things cable television can't survive without?

Thursday, August 18, 2016


Bless her rotten little heart. The newest big-shot official in Cheese Puff's campaign organization is long-time right wing political hack Kellyanne Conway, who can look at a steaming pile of fresh dog turds and see pure gold. See, it's a GOOD thing that Dump is a little bit behind in the polls because it helps Kellyanne and the other psychopaths in her squad focus on the task at hand. If Dump was way ahead, she'd be thinking about having her toenails done instead of winning an election.

Added 12:48 PM Saturday 20 August: Here's how brilliant Cheesy's campaign is now that its leadership has been reorganized: The audience for his recent "black outreach" address was at least 99.99 percent white conservatives. 

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.