Thursday, July 19, 2018

Deliverance in Helsinki

The news is fun this week because nearly everything concerns bad news for Donnie the Hump after the knob-polishing in Finland. Here's my theory about why the press conference went down the way it did:

Before the summit, Vladimir Putin watched the movie "Deliverance" on DVD to get a clearer understanding of the kind of people who follow Donnie. The character played by Ned Beatty reminded him so much of Donnie, Putin decided it would be fun to make the so-called American precedent (sic) squeal like a sow.

Squealing on demand is new protocol for Donnie's future man-on-man summit meetings.

He'll squeal and like it.

One of these guys made the other guy squeal like a sow.

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