Monday, October 16, 2017

Shots Fired

Conservative Republicans and the NRA are always arguing that guns don't kill people. People kill people.

That's true. The guns just make people killing people much, much easier.

There's no longer any such thing as Obamacare. We know it's true because Ass Lube said so on TV.  

Even Ass Lube realizes Mike (Turd) Pence is crazier than than your typical right-wing evangelunatic.

Speaking of craziness, Ass Lube requires constant praise from his subordinates to complement the constant praise he bestows upon himself. Even a spoiled pre-schooler can cope without that. It's almost criminal to rationalize his behavior and pretend that Ass Lube is the same as the first forty-four presidents.

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