Thursday, August 18, 2016

Optimism


Bless her rotten little heart. The newest big-shot official in Cheese Puff's campaign organization is long-time right wing political hack Kellyanne Conway, who can look at a steaming pile of fresh dog turds and see pure gold. See, it's a GOOD thing that Dump is a little bit behind in the polls because it helps Kellyanne and the other psychopaths in her squad focus on the task at hand. If Dump was way ahead, she'd be thinking about having her toenails done instead of winning an election.

Added 12:48 PM Saturday 20 August: Here's how brilliant Cheesy's campaign is now that its leadership has been reorganized: The audience for his recent "black outreach" address was at least 99.99 percent white conservatives. 

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