Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Running Mates

Rafael (Ted) Cruz, mauled in this week's primaries and now thought by professional opinion givers to be one step from the grave, is hanging his dream [ascending to the throne as God's chosen ruler of the North American people] on winning the Indiana primary. The motherfucker's a lunatic.

Making this week even more special, the cheese dick has chosen lovely Carly Fiorina as his VP. Most candidates tackle that chore after they've actually been certified as their party's nominee, but not Rafael. He's so desperate for power, he'll use every gimmick he can pull out of his ass.

Sorry, Carly. No soup for you. That's sad, because those two make a lovely couple.

Still, we should all agree that any day Rafael falls further behind in his insane quest for presidential power is a good day for America, even if it means Trump is inching ahead in his.


Added 3:16 PM on Tuesday 3 May: I'm pretty sure Fiorina paid Cruz to choose her. She figured it was worth 100 bucks to see the words "candidate for Vice President" in her Wikipedia bio.

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