Friday, November 11, 2011

A Nuisance Call To End Them All

About six minutes ago, my telephone rang and the caller ID window showed 202-677-3013, listed as FEDR-2011 RSC. I've discovered calls identified like that are usually robo-calls and public opinion surveys, so I picked up. Whoop-ti-fucking-doo -- the voice I heard belongs to sex addict Herman "Sugar" Cain. Pie Daddy went into his spiel about turning America around and restoring her greatness, yada, yada, yada, then asked me if he could count on my support. I answered NO to that one, so he asked me to take a short opinion poll for demographic purposes. Questions about sanctity of life, sanctity of marriage, American greatness, yada, yada, yada.

It's too bad I was only hearing Pie Daddy's recorded voice instead of the godfather himself. I would've loved to say something like "F--- you, you worthless mother----er, and no, you aren't getting one mother----ing dime from me, you sorry piece of s---."

1 comment:

  1. I got a call from this asshole earlier today.

    He wanted to know if I would vote for him. Sexual harassment is not one of the accepted answers.lol

    Neither is Anita Hill.

    he be so "real" i gotsta vote fo him!

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